Jul 27
This is Heaven!
A young couple on their way to get married, met with a fatal accident and found themselves standing in line at the Pearly Gates.
When they met St. Peter, they told him, that they wanted to get married before going into Heaven. He looked a bit harassed and said that it was the first time anyone had asked, and that he would go find out… and left.
The two of them waited and waited … a month passed, then another … And suddenly they got to wondering, supposed the marriage doesn’t work out, then what? Would they be stuck to each other for ever?!
After two more months of waiting and talking and doubting, a fairly bedraggled looking St. Peter returned.
“Yes!” he tells the couple,” you can get married in Heaven…”
“Great” they say, “but we were wondering, just in case, if things don’t work out between us, can we also get divorced in heaven?”
A very red faced St. Peter slammed his foot on the clouds and there was loud thunder and a few sparks of lightning
“Whats wrong??!” asked the frightened couple
“Oh come on!” St. Peter fumed, “Don’t you know this place is Heaven?!”
“It took me 4 months to find a priest here… Do you have any idea how long it will take me to find a lawyer?!!”
Jai Gurudeva!
love
bawa
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heeheehee!
ROFL
ha ha ha !!!!!!lovely ………this is what is happenin these days ..people lend up in a relation without realising whether they r perfect for each other or not n thn goin apart …….
nice story
No such thing as “perfect for one another” — Every relationship has its share of roses and thorns. But with the focus on Guru and the path, there is nothing to worry about
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Priceless!
Aaahahaha
“slammed his foot on the clouds”- too cute!
Omg..
I thought St. Peter would say, either you can get married or be in heaven! Both can not be fulfilled at the same time
Main 6 sal se Ek Ladki se bahut Payar karta hu. Aou ushse shadi karna chahata hu.par wo mana kar rahi hai kahti ghar walo ki ichha se shadi karugi.
either way its great for you
if her gharwale maan jate hai, you get to marry her
if they dont, at least you wont have khadus in laws
‘Khadus’.. Lol.. Bade aaram se bol diya! Funny n cute
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dear Bawa,
so u mean to say lawyers r in hell for getting divorce to their clients Or no is St peters still searching for good lawyers in heaven?(LOL)
Sudha.P
hehe
he he
cool
awesome….. hehehe!!!
hahahaha…
hehe…nice one Bau
haaaaaaa!!!! So cute
plz dont share this joke to priests they will heart attack of their life
lalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaa
lovzzzzzzzz
hahahahhahahah!!! too good
Ha ha ha…
Performance Vs Position
A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven’s Gates.
Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?
The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!
God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven…
Now it is the priest’s turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming
voice: I am Pope’s Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years.
God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven…
‘Just a minute,’ says the agonized Priest. ‘How is it that a foul mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who’s spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?’
‘Results my friend, results,’ shrugs God.
‘While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people PRAYED’
It’s PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.
LOL good one..!
hahahahaha
hehehehe…so cute!
hehehe..!!! good one..!!:)
ha ha ha
made my day.. jai gurudev!
LoL
ha ha ha
Hehehe…Great one. Pls don’t mind if i fwd this to others.BTW when you are in Bombay please come home for dinner. I mean it
Awesome one Bauu….
lovely..baawa..lovely..!!
reading the blog in a very good mood & the joke added more to it.
Thanks Bau:)
Jai Gurudev:)
phadu bau..hehe
LOLLLLL!!!!!!!
hahahahah
you really make ppl think bau. Look at the replies. They are just Wonderful! Thanks alot darling bau. Luv u lots.. Jai Gurudev!
I thought the joke would be smaller, with St. Peter saying “Marriage? Hellooooo…this is heaven!”
hehehehehehe……
Its really good….jgd.
Dear Bawa,
This has nothing to do with this posting but with the website. Everytime i try to open your website, via google reader, on my iphone web browser the phone hangs or crashes. I believe it is due to heavy graphic content of your website. I would have no such problems with the website in its old avtar. Yes, it is a problem with only your website
Jai Guru Dev,
Kashyap
My God.. its awesome bau..
