Sep 16

They weren’t there!

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began: ‘Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.

When Rishi Kashyap struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, ‘What a good opportunity to have a bath.’

He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.

When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.

The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and in support of Pakistan , he shouted, ‘What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren’t there then.

The Indian representative smiled and said, ‘And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.’


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41 Responses to “They weren’t there!”

  1. Minnie says:

    ha ha ha… suppeerrr :D :D

  2. bhawana says:

    I don’t get it. Please explain

  3. Nanddeep says:

    Great !

  4. Jeet says:

    Hehehe :) Bau its too good!! Is it a true event??? Just loved the post….
    Jai Gurudeva!

  5. vishal says:

    LOL, great ………

  6. Gauri says:

    its too good…. Bau this is the great one….hats off…. what a slap on the face. LOL….:D :) :P

  7. hahahahhha……..looooooooooooooooooooolzzzzzz………..
    ohh bau….u r 2 gud….

    hahhahahahha……loooool

    jgd….

  8. Ajay says:

    Hahahaha….lol
    Amazing, Bau

    Jai Gurudev
    ‘J’

  9. J@nki says:

    hey bawa tht was gr8……..hehehehe

  10. komal says:

    hahahahahaha.. cant stop laughing at this one……..grrrreatttt..

  11. Anupam says:

    Toog good Bau…great one…

  12. Amit says:

    …ammazzing!!!
    …jai gurudeva!!

  13. Priya says:

    hahahha.. good one!!!!

  14. Aparna says:

    hahaha hahaha !!

    :) ROFL .. !!

  15. abhay says:

    hahhaaha!! so true and what a way to establish the point! :)

  16. Prakirtee says:

    lol!! cool ;)

  17. sai says:

    jaigurudev, Bau That one was really funny….HeHeEEEEEE! :-)

  18. priyanka says:

    really nice one. hv sent to few people also.very sharp .great!
    jgd
    priyanka

  19. prasanna says:

    hope this happened really

  20. Harshal says:

    This is tooooooo good! I can’t believe that we have actually have such a smart politician in India! actually

  21. Sandhiya Gajria says:

    hahahahahahha…. a gem!!! :)

    P.S: love d new blog :) :)

  22. Japleen says:

    hahaha.
    Jai Gurudeva:)

  23. bhawana says:

    Bau aapke paas computer hai ya home theatre …Itniiiii badi screen
    !!!!

  24. priyanka says:

    ha ha Bawa!
    this is sooooo witty and funny too!

  25. Dinesh says:

    means le li pakistani ki hahahahahhahahahaha :)

  26. Arnav says:

    THAT WAS REALLY GR8 BAU!!!!
    hahahahahahaha…..i cant stop laughing..

  27. sakshi says:

    Super cool Bau….
    too amazing!
    Jai Gurudev!

  28. Sabari says:

    Bau..This is superb..

  29. Jay Masrani says:

    holy shit!!
    stumped the pakistani chap by a mile

  30. Pooja says:

    hey dude!!!! awesome….

  31. val says:

    bauu.. love u a lot!!!!! just wanted to say A BIIIIIIIIIIIG THANK U for giving us all d valuable information. Can u pls comment on self respect as well… as in how to have one. GURUJI SAYS respect others and u will respect urself.. but thats just not happeneing..

  32. Shashwatee says:

    he he he :) :) good one

  33. Santhosh says:

    I didnt understand can any on e explain me :)

  34. Niraj says:

    gud1..humour with intelligance..

  35. Anshika says:

    Ha ha ha :)

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