Apr 25
Sardar Jokes!
Please dont stop sardar jokes… they are very good, and more than that they reflect on the very real sense of humour and tenacity and warm warmheartedness that these hardy people have in extraordinary proportions!
Very much like the Parsis, this is one community which knows how to laugh at itself and is so much richer for it…so keep the jokes coming, keep laughing, and making others laugh… but also educate while you are at it, and dont stop at laughing, learn from them too… and i think everyone will be able to live happily (and laughingly) ever after…
Jai Gurudeva !
love
bawa
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JaiGurudev!
Ha nice piece of advice….
You are rite
when we are aware and laugh at the “joke” its OK!!! 
and not personalize it..
This is in fact true to everything!!
BTW that’s a knowledge..
in many sense!! 
Here is one of the recent sardar jokes I came across:
Two Sardar soldiers caught a terrorist at the border, they gave him a dice and said: Chal agar 1,2,3,4,5 aaya toh hum tujhe maar denge(if 1,2,3,4,5 will come we’ll kill you)
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Terrorist:Agar 6 aaya toh??(If six comes then?)
Sardars: Ludo nahin kheli kya?? Dubara bari aayegi!! hehehehehehehe(Haven’t played ludo?You’ll get another chance
JOKE:
SANTA :MUJHE PHONE PAR DHAMKIYAN MIL RAHI HAI.
POLICE:KAUN HAI WOH ?
SANTA :BSNL WALE BOLTE HAI BILL NA BHARA TO KAAT DENGE!!
A Sardar was flying a helicopter(!!)
After sometime it crashed… (Obviously!!)
Somehow the Sardar managed to land safely on the ground…
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When asked about the reason for the crash, he answered matter of factly, “It was getting very cold up there….. So I switched off the fan!!!”
this is the sardar joke i have come across..and i must tell i had a great great laugh ….
You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:
• puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
• gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
• sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
• tries to drown a fish in water.
• thinks socialism means partying.
• trips over a cordless phone.
• takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” he puts
“Sagittarius.”.
• studies for a blood test and fails.
• sells the car for gas money.
• misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
• drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, “Airport left”, he turns around and
goes home.
• gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
Another one……
What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
hahahaha
this has to be the best one….
Why can’t Sardars make ice cubes?
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They always forget the recipe….
A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told
him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order
to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, “OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it’s not the
answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in
a year?”
The Sardar replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc….”
Saint Peter lets him in without another word
We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of the
hardest working prosperous and diversified communities in the world.
My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share
with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.
During last vacation, his few friends came to Delhi. They rented a taxi
for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being
boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old
man.
But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.
At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges. The
Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra
and said, ”Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I
listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad
taste. Still, I don’t mind coz I know that you are young blood and are
yet to see the world.. But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee
each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or
any other city.’
My friend continued,’ That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn’t
find a single Sardar begging anywhere.’
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the
columns titled
NAME
AGE
ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column
Salary Expected
He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he
wrote ……. YES
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears…..
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks
its legs and angrily exclaims “71st and again bare feet!!!!”
Namaste bau,
Sardar jokes like any another joke would always make me laugh.But,I always thought that somewhere it came down to being regionalistic. After all it amounted to generalizing the whole of the Sikh comuunity as being naive.
I must now admit that your take on Sardar Jokes has led me to see the issue from a learner’s point of view;further affirming the fact that there is always something to be learnt from the least of matters.
I Never thought that the Sikhs could be proud of themselves just like the Parsis,in this fashion.Having learnt to laugh at oneself,is an attribute each one of us needs to imbibe.
I’m lucky to have met you!
Love you loads,bau!
Jai Gurudev !!!
don’t know the reason behind this sudden inflow od surdar jokes, but it sure is a funny blog. and i have my contributions too
1.Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian
railways. He is thinking for a novel idea.
He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing,
he bought the ticket and didn’t travel.
2.
What is the height of stupidity?
two sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting
for a window seat!
3.
Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he
has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It’s for people who can’t swim!
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
because there it was written “Number dial karne se pehele do lagae”
1.
Santa and Bana were sitting on a tree branch when Santa suddenly fell down.
Banta:"Ki hoya tu thuk gaya haga?"
Santa:"Nahi main pak gaya haigan!!"
2.
Q:What would you call a surd whose got only half a brain?
A:detfiG(read right to left)
3.
Santa and Banta were on a bike. Banta was driving outrageously.
Santa: Dude go slow.
Banta: I can't.
Santa: Banta please – I am scared.
Banta: I can't.
Santa: Why not?
Banta: I am on a fast today…!@#$%^&
Another one……What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?Trying to hold on to a thought.