May 11
Punny ones :)
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
19. A backward poet writes inverse.
20. In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
21. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
22. Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.
Jai Gurudeva!
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bawa
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No. 5 and 11 are the most hilarious bau!!!
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That was just….too hilarious…………………
Loved it Bau
Amazing ..
slap stick hilarious ..
was laughing off my chair since the first one liner ..
Ofcourse .. forwarding it to all my friends ..
Jai Gurudev!
some really punny ones indeed .. i just found this article on the harvard medical journal mentions Sudarshan Kriya .. have look incase you already havent seen it:https://www.health.harvard.edu/newsletters/Harvard_Mental_Health_Letter/2009/April/Yoga-for-anxiety-and-depression
awesome bau! absolutely adorable:-)
Hahahahahahahahaha…Ultra cool….Cant stop laughing… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Jai gurudev
Wow! Bau, this post had me falling off the chair and rolling on the floor, clucthin my poor stomach! 14 was incredible
Some I found:
1. What’s another word for Thesaurus?
2. A professor: One who talks in someone else’s sleep.
3. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
4. Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.
5. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Add to the punny ones:
Wife is a Knife who cuts your life!!
Have you brewed this one up yourself?
Heres another…
An Arab man decided to practise abstinence. He said he was sick of dates.
Thanks for the link Komal, its a MUST-READ..
The link, once again:
https://www.health.harvard.edu/newsletters/Harvard_Mental_Health_Letter/2009/April/Yoga-for-anxiety-and-depression
Haha.. superb
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One of my fav technical ones:
“ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !”
Something spontaneous:
What do two sugarcanes say to each other after an Art of Living course ?
“Jaggery de”
A mathematical T shirt quote I saw just now..
“Don’t drink and derive”
too good i am laughing out badly at my office with my friends
In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.(this is awakening ) tomorrow i wil b voting in chennai .
tooo funny
really gud stufff
^-^
haha ! This is cool stuff !
Some rasome(as in sambhar & rasam)
HeY I dIDnt uNdErStAnD OnLy wat wazz tht
Is something wrong with your keyboard?
read em again until you get them … they are really nice and explaining them will ruin them
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’
were too good….
it was a nice laugh at the end of another beautiful day.
thank you
Good old Groucho Marx!!!
Last night I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How He got into my pyjamas, I have no idea!!!
His word play is simply amazing!! Fantastic stuff Bawa!
Ha ha ha. Absolutely loved the French one, coins, stationery and cult one , lol. You rock Bau – nice laughs amidst a day at work
Utter Pun’demonium!! couldnt select which ones are better, as there are more than one. we would love to see more such pun’gamas!!
rofl bau