Oct 6
Peacock
Naughty joke ahead … you have been warned 
A daughter takes her 85 year old father shopping at a big mall. After buying whatever they had come for (and some other things) both father and daughter decide to go and have a cup of coffee. While they are sipping their coffee, a teenage kid settles down on an adjoining table. He has spikes of all colours in his hair (?) … red, blue, green, orange, purple, pink …
The old man is totally fascinated by the kid and keeps staring at him. The kid at first just ignores this, but every time he would look in the direction of the old man, he would find an unblinking scrutinizing stare … After a few minutes, the kid couldn’t bear it any longer, and snaps at the old man… “Whats the matter old man?! You never did anything wild in your life?!”
Without missing a beat, prompt came the reply “When i was younger i screwed a peacock… i was wondering if you were my son!”
Jai Gurudeva!
love
bawa
ps just a quickie … when i have time i will write more
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Thanks for gifting me a laugh on my birthday
Will you write more jokes you mean ?
Bauu, Man would have screwed a peahen to have a son, not a peacock[:)]….anyways nice joke..waiting for more..
You are right!!
But, somehow peacock sounds nicer in the joke
Pls post more such jokes bau
Hi Bawa,
Sudarshan Kriya does magic in my personality. Within in few days I am able to find the difference.
Thanks a lot to Art of Living I mean Shri Shri ji.
regards,
Balaji.S
LOLzzzz
Hahaha : )
Shared on Reader.
Here comes Bawa…with a BANG….-:).
Ha ha, not only the joke, you are soooo naughty too today.
Jai guru dev!
Very good joke!! Ha Ha!! write more bawa!! jgd!!
I watched the last ETV episode and heard you for the first time!! It was wonderful, fabulous….I really want to meet you soon!!
Ha Ha!! Superb .
nice one bau keep em coming..
Cool one Bau!
hahahahhhhaaaaaaaa !!!
tooooo goood Bau !!!
Jai Gurudeva
hahahaha…
roflmao
lv u bau
Love u Bau…..
Great joke….bauu…want more frequent posts….missin ur posts…also please put some navratri celebration pics from the ashram.:)
Why did the old man go to a mall with his daughter for the joke to happen?
To shop?
Bad joke from a person who belongs to Art of Living!
And you are back…!!! With laughter balls….
Nice one bau..!!!
hahaha
Good one …:-)
HEHEHEHE…mast yaar
lolzz…bau u rock….
Last time I heard this joke it was a punk and a beggar in a subway. Somehow that scenario was much better than a dad with his young daughter and a teenage kid.
I didn’t like the joke. I know its my problem. I have many naughty jokes. Should I share with you
Whoa! And … the world thought that you were in the midst of a most solemn Guru Puja course…. with Bhanu didi
Good to see you back on the world wild (!) web …! Tc. Jgd!
Love,
Sudha
haha ..nice 1 bau..!! ^^ As Sudha said good to see you back on the World Wild Web..!! ./m\ Here arises 1 more question ..How do u deal with people who think that a person who is into Art Of Living cannot crack such kind of jokes !!(such super cool, hip jokes).
I dont deal with them at all
They only need to deal with themselves
Jai Gurudeva!
love
bawa
why do you say that ?
don’t these people belong to you?
plus if you see ,they are not completely wrong
if they expect you to be a pious sort .
with these muddled jokes thay will not get
clarity needed for any good work.
do you agree?
don’t you think this joke or some in the past are
condecending on womenkind?
if you were a sportsperson you would have been
fined or fired for that ..
and you are a ‘enlightened master’(?)
Its a nice joke… i like it… i shared it on my blog … you like it, read it, if you dont like it, read all the other things i have written
And who says Enlightened Masters can’t crack funny jokes?
and btw, ALL jokes are at the expense of somebody or the other … If you notice, it is categorized under “Jokes” not “Knowledge”
Lighten up… instead of being scandalized and feeling “oh so pious”
Sit back and chuckle or laugh out loud … and just for your info and all you others, whenever i come across something that i find really funny, even if it is a bit off colour, you will see it on this blog … coz it Sounds Interesting…
Deal with it
Jai Gurudeva!
love
bawa
I am half convinced ,
anyways thanks for your advice ,
I will look forward for something
that suits my liking on this blog
thanks ..take care
lol nice one..
gr8 reply to shreyas too.
Jgd..tc
Bauuu,
Was it intentional to finish this joke with “just a quickie”
Bawa someone told me taht if your teacher scolds you, they suck your Bad Karma. You just wiped this guys slate clean. Wao what a reply!
hahaha! nice
its nice that u add the jokes u find funny..because they really are!
haha…my kind of jokes…i like it