Jul 30
I have sinned
An Italian teenager enters the confessional. “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?”
“Yes, Father, it is.”
“And who was the girl you were with?”
“I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”
“Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?”
“I cannot say.”
“Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?”
“I’ll never tell.”
“Was it Nina Capelli?”
“I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.”
“Was it Cathy Piriano?”
“My lips are sealed.”
“Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?”
“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.”
The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone… You cannot be an altar boy now for six months. Now you go and behave yourself.”
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”
A six months vacation and five good leads!!!
Jai Gurudeva!
love
bawa
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Namaste Bau,
That was Hilarious!
he he.. rofl!!
Best for now!! 
Hahaha! You’re so coool!
Nice one!
Truly Hilarious!!!
Jai Gurudeva
Chirag
BWAHAHAHAHAHA Awesome!
Bau, may I recommend a compilation of jokes as a feature? say every Friday? We all can make recommendations – what say you? WHAT SAY YOU?
ok done … some of you can decide what to put up here and we will do it
…
Jai Gurudeva!
love
bawa
Hahaha ..he has rather been blessed for his sins…all the more reason to commit more sins…:)…which may yield ‘em more holidays…and needless to mention more leads…LOL…
Bau how i wish we had such confessionals at job so tht we could get such suspensions and holidays from our job (and use the time to do seva!!)
Jai GuruDeva
Kumar
hahahahah … lol … good one
Dear Bawa,
Uable to control my laughter here
LUV U
Sudha.P
tht is sick……..what happened to u bau…….
Absolutely Normal
can’t agree “less”
Good leads! Haha!
ha ha hah h ahah ah hah hah hah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
it was amazing bau:-)
hahah hahah hahah hah ha hahah………………….
Good one Bau
Smart boy
that was cute…
a nice descent trick for the christian guys
jai gurudev
Didn’t exactly find it funny!
I am that boy
Nice one funny
What’s up Bau? you don’t really have to put up a post if you don’t feel like it….
Love and Jai Gurudev,
Bhaskar
i beg your pardon?
I like the joke very much … i have never put something on the blog just for the heck of putting it there
I agree with you Bawa
I get the vaction thing…but whats with 5 good leads…I didn;t get…please explain
jgd
Its a joke … you dont explain a joke, if you do, its not a joke any more
Jai Gurudeva!
bawa
hehe! true!
Awesome find Bawa! I agree with your taste, I was really not expecting that sort of ending
I heard in Chennai that there is a DSN!+ coming up soon with you and Dinesh? Can you tell me more?
JGD!
Max
okay…sorry for my comment then. i take back my words….
Hahaha…! Loved that
hahaha !
really cool
hahaha…the boy is really an idiot.
Bau ,what happened to Supriya Iyyer?
JGD!
Awesome! …. very unpredictable till the end!
Ha ha ha…
That’s two jokes in a row
Jai Gurudev
hahaha…I love the quality of your jokes…awesome
jai gurudev
hahahahahahahah
hahahaha wht a joke
Sudha
LoL…
Good Joke !!
Bawa time for a quality post, knowledge or an easy recipe!
Please write more often, i understand that you are super busy! But still…
hahahaha! what a way to get leads!
Meaning no offence, but I was a little upset about pulling the leg of another religion. isn’t that wrong? pl pl pl respond.
It is filed under jokes
which usually happen when you pull legs
which are supposed to make you laugh out loud or at least smile
and if you get upset by this, then either you have no sense of humour or you are a fundamentalist … in both cases, i would say, get a life! Do an Art of Living course and learn to chill
Jai Gurudeva!
love
bawa
ROFL ROFL… toooo much bawa
hahahah nice one bawa…truly unpredictable till the end..
it was amazing…
Thanks
hehehehehe….good one!!!!!
Funny and a Good one!
Bau,
I just got back from the Yes + + from the ashram and i m still on a high! Missing you and Dinesh Da!
I so wish that a bit of ur amazing sense of humor gets into me
So we’ll meet again during the DSN in Mumbai
Come soon!
Love,
Anandita.
I fell off my chair laughing. Good one !
Hello bau,
There are certain things that you don’t joke about and this happens to be one of those. I don’t thinks that you would ever make fun of Sudharsan Kriya or Guruji. i believe that we are in this world to co exist and not to pull each others legs.
no offence meant.
God bless you…
hahhahahahahhahaaha
Bau you absolutely rock!!!!
hahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahha
lods of luv
nice 1
tooooooooooo goood ….
miss u