May 16
Grass
Pooja, a joke for you and all our lawyers and wanna be lawyers 
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?” “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.”
“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said.
“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”
“Bring them along,” the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You come with us, also. The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!”
“Bring them all, as well,” the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high!!”
Jai Gurudeva!
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bawa
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how sad and disgusting
cool one bau!!!!
Hello Bawa..
U must have seen the results.Congress is way ahead of BJP…
What’s your take on that….
Good one Bau.
Jai Gurudev
LOL .. nice one ..
and bau .. congress win ..
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dunno .. was expecting a change real bad ..
Jai Gurudev!
BLACK day for India today ! the dummy primeminister and his puppeteer are back in power…speechless !
LOLz!!!!!!
wow!! i was rolling on my chair…. good one….
jaigurudev!!!!
This is so funny
Bau its sad… BJP has been majorly screwed… Please write a post as to where do you see the country going now.. and also about its impact on AOL …
not in the mood to laugh…
Even I am waiting for a post on election results from you…
Please do share guruji’s view too …I am sure by now you must have had a chat with him regarding the same.
Jai Gurudev
Nice one
Even I am waiting for Guruji’s view on the election results..I had to blink back tears after knowing the result..
Bau am reaaaaaaalllllllyyyyyyyyyy disappointed wid d election results. Inspite of wrkng so much towards spreadng d awareness n havng such strong sankalpa. Why did it nt work. N now wat? Plz do post ur response abt it. Wating 4 it.
Cool post.
well… Bau election results ! What now !
I still remember you telling us about what Rahul Gandhi said in St.Stephens about spiritual leaders and their “fanatic” followings !!
yes I too waiting for your views about the results ..please do respond through the post
Joke is good but..
Disappointed with election results…Again the same govt
Bawa, why this is happening…
JGD Bawa,
few thoughts in my head:
1) Is the age of Kali still to get denser and denser?
2) Don’t you think BJP was better-off and AOL was better-off when AOL was not (openly) supporting BJP. As same happened in 2004 also.
3) How come even Guruji (read God) could not help BJP second time in a row?
4) Does Rahul Gandhi have a stronger hold on the people of this country than all the Hindu Spiritual Gurus put together?
5) What will be the repercussions? Are you worried that Sonia Gandhi might come down on AOL, as she has done previously? and what might happen to issues of national importance like Ram Setu?
Jai Gurudev.
Even in Andhra we have Congress ..
and they won a whopping 36 lok sabha seats from here!!
tats like amazing .. am sure it has a lot to do with the congress poll manifesto which promised oodles more of quota .. esp for muslims .. and women .. almost all my muslim friends were saying go congress ..
And the majority just sit back ..
And now there will be outrage again when the congress implements another bundle full of quota ..
The country is going to the dogs ..
education is the KEY .. K.E.Y ..
Very very very disheartened ..
Jai Gurudev!
Oh man!!! so funny
How true…THIS is what I willhave to live with;-)
but i didn’t get the point of that guy being a lawyer.
Jai Guru G
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Dear Ones
The bright side of things … Left gets left behind !! Karnataka scores again, absolutely !!! SP n RJD ( they wanted to veto english n computers ! ) r only fringe players …. n whee all the WORK that is there for US to ENJOY, starting NOW !, to bring about AWARENESS, next time around.
Jai Ho for THE India ! where the vision of equality for the MAJORITY N MINORITIES will fructify n unlike now where ONLY minority rights are highlighted !
Everyone belongs to the Divine ! Jai Ho !
Mera Bharat Mahan ! sacchh, yaar !
good one
v good
i liked the joke…..
Hello bawa…
This one was very witty…lots to learn alongwith the humour.
Keep posting…I love your blogs
hey bau i m gonna b lawyer so haf u remember thizzz wen i see some1 eatin grass
Jai Gurudeva Bau,
Badly dissapointed with the election results Bau !!! Felt so so so bad when was watching results on tv !!! We all need a post from you Bau, pls… !!!
I somehow started feeling Bau that it will have to be Narendra Modi to fire for the BJP with clear ideologies and planning, I guess that where the momentum was not with us !!!
This joke reminds me of the present government inspite of knowing how capable this govt is people have voted them again in power !!! god only knows how many more terrorist attacks, to what extension corruption increases minority of higher status will b given education minorites below poverty line , Majority will have to suffer again n again inflation, what not!! Oh no!! when will this govt end ?:(((
damn smart one…
had a hearty laugh.
The joke is really funny but its so unfair how people make fun of lawyers.
hahahaha…
Nice one Bau! You make us sound like such nice people
gud 1 bau!![:D]
jai gurudev..