Archive for the category ‘Jokes’

Jun 7

Programmer and Management

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The woman below replied, “You’re [...]

Jun 3

Don’t be Nervous

You could hear this from outside a closed door in a hospital: “…Its ok… don’t worry, its really a minor operation, NOTHING can possibly go wrong… you will be in and out in a few minutes, don’t be nervous, why are you worried…”A man, clearly the patient comes rushing out, slams the door and locks [...]

Jun 3

Don’t be Nervous

You could hear this from outside a closed door in a hospital: “…Its ok… don’t worry, its really a minor operation, NOTHING can possibly go wrong… you will be in and out in a few minutes, don’t be nervous, why are you worried…”A man, clearly the patient comes rushing out, slams the door and locks [...]

Jun 3

Don’t be Nervous

You could hear this from outside a closed door in a hospital: “…Its ok… don’t worry, its really a minor operation, NOTHING can possibly go wrong… you will be in and out in a few minutes, don’t be nervous, why are you worried…”A man, clearly the patient comes rushing out, slams the door and locks [...]

May 16

Leisure

You learn meditation and suddenly,You have lots and lots of mirthYour life becomes heavenly,that too, right here on earth! You surely will have: Time to stand beneath the boughs,And stare as long as sheep and cows: (if thats what you really want to do!) Time to see, when woods you pass, (lil tough if you [...]

Apr 20

A Big Family

Bansal (Ramnik) told me this one while we were in Jalandhar… can’t resist posting it here: A guy was talking to a friend saying that he was part of a really big family! He had 25 brothers and sisters!!!The friend asked didnt the Family Planning people ever visit?“They did, but went away thinking our house [...]

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