Ivan is incorrigible! I can’t believe he actually sent this letter to Cardinal Pell … tongue firmly in cheek, here it is word for word I thought I’d send a copy of a recent letter I sent to Cardinal Pell in the lead up to the Pope’s visit here (Sydney). (I also cc’d it to [...]

Shivani from australia sent this one, its really funny! After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo, and He doesn’t travel light, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb ‘Excuse me, Your Holiness,’ says the driver, ‘Would you please take your seat so we can leave?’ ‘Well, [...]

Ivan for all of you once again!! Well it has long been said that the Divine has a highly developed sense of humour, and is more than a little mischievous as well, but things are starting to get more crazy than normal! I recently read a message from Guruji saying that for a while we [...]

A twenty-one-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a test kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, ‘Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to [...]

Another fantastic little piece from Ivan! One of the endearing things I love about visiting the Ashram is the ‘Dance of the Chappals’ – especially at an event like Navaratri, when many thousands of partners get together several times a day in various locations around the Ashram. Losing one’s chappals goes with the territory. In [...]

Ivan is an Art of Living teacher from London now staying in Sydney, Australia. He has an absolutely whacko sense of humour as you will see in the post below… i dug it up from my computer, i think he had written this about 2 years ago… He is an absolutely lovely person and a [...]

I have been reading some really funny stuff lately, thought i would share some one liners with you guys: Don’t worry, Rome wasn’t burned in a day – Douglas Adams Winston Chruchill when asked to give a short talk on sex: Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure! (and then he sat down) If [...]

… on the Maharashtra Advance Course: Lady 1: Our silence ends tomorrow afternoon doesn’t it? Lady 2: (matter of factly) That’s what I have heard! Jai Gurudeva! love bawa PS: Nanda and Harsha are just placeholders, they were not the ones breaking the silence , but the scene was almost exactly like this

Found in a magazine (walter answers questions every week from distressed people): Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out [...]