Archive for the category ‘Jokes’

May 16

Grass

Pooja, a joke for you and all our lawyers and wanna be lawyers One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?” “We don’t [...]

May 11

Punny ones :)

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A [...]

Apr 8

Slogans!

Here is something shamelessly plagiarized from a newspaper Congress: Jai Ho! Shiv Sena: Kai ho? BJP: Bhay ho! (Check out the song on youtube, its priceless!) Third Front: Try ho… Sanjay Dutt: Sigh Ho… Varun Gandhi: Die ho!! Laloo Yadav: Ho Ho (also he he and ha ha) Arun Gawli: Bhai ho Jaswant Singh: Cry [...]

Mar 25

Free Haircut!

I came across this on the net and thought it would make a really nice morning read enjoy… Jai Gurudeva! love bawa One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service [...]

Feb 14

Velantime Day

This one has been making rounds for some time now… but just in case some of you have not read it, here it is … i am sorry, i just couldn’t resist it! The Real History of Valentine’s Day! In spite of what you have been told by everyone, the truth is that Valentine’s Day [...]

Jan 28

Shimla Scenes

In an earlier post i had put a photo of some obscene plastic bags littering the pristine mountain side… though i have photos of that too, this post celebrates the beauty of Shimla… Enjoy From the Balcony of our Hotel Room… Could not get tired of just gazing and gazing at it… in the night, [...]

Jan 13

Funny Signs

I couldn’t resist putting these up… they all made me chuckle and one of them made me laugh out loud Enjoy… Jai Gurudeva! love bawa

Nov 7

Misc. Stuff :)

Last night a husband and wife were sitting in the living room, talking about life… In-between, they talked about the idea of living or dying. He said to her: ‘Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I [...]

Oct 24

State of Hell

I had this emailed to me a very long time ago… one of those extremely rare and fortuitous forwards and it’s an absolutely brilliant piece! I am pretty sure most of you will have read it too… however for the sake of posterity, i would like to include it here on this blog as one [...]

Oct 13

Arrested for Laughing! :)

This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her [...]

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