Q> Whats the difference between a Swami and a Rishi? A> A Rishi is a married Swami. A Swami has only a “mi”, a Rishi come with a “Shi” Jai Gurudeva! love bawa

Sent by a Lawyer friend … Enjoy Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips move Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? A: Your honour. Q: When lawyers die, why are they buried in a hole 24 feet deep? A: Because deep down, [...]

A farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door. “Is your Dad home”? the farmer asked. “Sorry mate, he isn’t” the boy replied. “He went into town.” “Well,” said the farmer, “Is your mum here”? “No, sir, she’s [...]

Jai Gurudeva! love bawa

Naughty joke ahead … you have been warned A daughter takes her 85 year old father shopping at a big mall. After buying whatever they had come for (and some other things) both father and daughter decide to go and have a cup of coffee. While they are sipping their coffee, a teenage kid settles [...]

Am doing an Ayurveda detox … extreme yuckiness feeling right now … but have done it before so know i will feel wonderful by tomorrow … meanwhile here is a cool ad for telescopes See you all later … Jai Gurudeva! love bawa

Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain. He was also awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature. He has surely played pivotal roles in the various trials and tribulations of Britain… but i remember him for his superb sense of humour 3 incidents: He was asked to give an after dinner speech on sex. But was [...]

An Italian teenager enters the confessional. “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” “Well, Joey, [...]

A young couple on their way to get married, met with a fatal accident and found themselves standing in line at the Pearly Gates. When they met St. Peter, they told him, that they wanted to get married before going into Heaven. He looked a bit harassed and said that it was the first time [...]

Got this mail from Suparna today… Its 7:30 in the morning. I switch on my laptop, type out ‘bawandinesh.name‘ put on a kettle to boil, and go out to feed the cats. I return 5 mins later and am greeted thus: mamma, what’s an orgasm? me: huh?! Urvi: Orgasm! orgasm! dont you know? me: huh! [...]